time for some funny things (part 1)

here are some of my jokes.

1)
question:Why did the 99-year-old man die on his birthday?
answer: Because he had so many candles to blow that he lost his breath and died..

2)
question:how many colors does a ribbon can have?
answer: from all i know there are 2.Red and yellow.Red ribbon represent the prevention of AIDS and yellow ribbon represent the forgiveness of a ex-prisoner.

3)
question:Why did the man get jailed for murder when he didn't kill anybody?
answer: because he's a computer HACKer (he hacked the computer to death).

4)
"A" and "B" is having a gunfight."A" pointed his gun at B's head and pulled the trigger."Bang!" but B did not die.
question:Why is this possible?
answer: A gust of wind blew the bullet away from B.

5)
question:what kind of phones cannot be used to talk to people?
answer(2):Earphones and headphones.

6)
question:What would u use to kill a person?
answer: A pen.Because the phrase says "a pen is mightier than the sword" and a pen doesn't cost much.

7)
question:What is the cheapest poison in the world?
answer: Pencil leads.

8)
A man was stabbed at the heart.
question:why didn't he die?
answer:the knife was a penknife and was not deep enough to reach the heart.

9)
question:name one animal that can be found in a home easily.
answer: the computer MOUSE.

10)
A man jumped down from the 10th floor of a building.
question:why didn't he die?
answer: he was jumping down from a slide that was 10 storeys high.

thats all.watch out for more.